Tag: usuk

chimelon:

Trade request from Dunya: The prompt was megane England wearing oversized clothes doing the moe moe kyun pose. So specific bro

Let us observe the strange and rarely seen mating rituals of the Englishman.

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Unsuccessful in his attempt to court the American, the Englishman will drown his sorrows with alcohol and eventually wither away. Thus, the circle of life begins a new.

littleaphheadcanons:

England, like America, keeps mementos of the colonial days in his attic. He has America’s baptismal shift, and childish paintings America made of the two of them holding hands. He kept every letter, even the last angry ones England tore apart but has since taped back together again. But he never kept the musket. He threw that into the Atlantic on his voyage home.