faLLS OVER AND DIES BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY SENT ME SOMETHING

omg ok here we go

who cooks normally?: steve. he’s a pretty good cook and appreciates a nice homemade meal over takeout so he’ll usually cook for the whole team if he’s not too tired (but he really likes cooking for tony because he knows tony doesn’t eat as much as he should and tony loves his food). tony tries to cook occasionally like if he’s trying to apologize or be a good boyfriend but he’s got too short of an attention span and also he’s lazy so it always comes out tasting like crap. steve eats it anyway.

how often do they fight?: they bicker like an old married couple ALL THE TIME over EVERYTHING like tv shows and movies and cleaning and snacks and clothes and technology and fighting strategy and the rest of the team thought it was cute at first but it’s gotten annoying so now they just shove the two of them out of the room till they argue themselves out. but they don’t have serious fights that often unless tony’s put himself at risk or disobeyed orders out in battle OR if something touchy from the past gets brought up (howard) OR if something touchy in the present gets brought up (marriage). they always work it out though.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: VIDEO CALLS. one of them always makes sure to call at least once in the morning and once at night when they’re apart for more than a few days. also steve takes the opportunity to clean.

nicknames for each other?: tony’s got a bunch of dumb cheesy ones he uses ironically, plus the ever popular “capsicle” but steve’s content with just calling tony by his name and sometimes his codename if he’s feeling snarky.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: BOTH OF THEM omg it’s one of the things they fight over because tony wants to play rich boyfriend and take care of steve and flaunt his money around but steve’s not having any of it ok he came from the 40s and he’s way too courteous and doesn’t like people paying for him so unless one of them gives in they either split the bill or pay double.

who steals the covers at night?: tony because he’s a little shit and it’s an excuse for steve to snuggle up to him (which steve does every night anyway).

what would they get each other for gifts?: tony pays a lot more attention than he’s given credit for so he’d put some serious thought into what kind of gifts to give steve and he’d also want to make sure that steve has tHE BEST OF THE BEST so steve ends up with some very expensive art supplies that tony’d noticed he’d been running low on and some absolutely gorgeous antiques that remind steve of what his mother used to have. steve on the other hand has no idea what he could get tony like the man could buy anything he wants for himself and steve stresses out so bad over it and eventually he just decides on something really simple and cheesy like tickets to a movie that they don’t even watch they just throw popcorn at each other and make out.

who kissed who first?: steve planted one on tony first to shut him up one day ‘cause he was rambling and it was embarrassing the both of them.

who made the first move?: tony kind of unconsciously made a bunch of moves on steve early on which gave steve the confidence to eventually make a real one and it had to be him because tony was too scared of rejection what a baby.

who remembers things?: they both do! tony’s a lot more subtle about it but he has jarvis remind him of things just in case he forgets because he hates hates hates feeling like an uncaring boyfriend and disappointing steve.

who started the relationship?: steve, mostly. tony was a little scared to because of his terrible track record and he really REALLY didn’t want to fuck things up with steve like he did with pepper so the rest of the team had to give him a little push.

who cusses more?: tony of course, especially in bed. steve disliked it at first (though he’ll cuss occasionally if he’s really upset or in ~captain america mode~) but got used to it.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: this is a thing that happens fairly often as avengers and every time is just as terrifying as the last because death is a very real possibility and tony and steve don’t know what they’d do without each other. tony freaks out and turns into a mother hen and refuses to leave steve’s side for days on end which is gross because he doesn’t even bother to shower but when steve wakes up tony’s all over him and steve’s really touched but seriously tony go shower you stink. when tony’s hurt steve gets really closed-off and guarded and orders the rest of the team away but inside he’s just freaking out and when tony’s okay and talking over everyone and asking for a cheeseburger he’s more grateful than anything.

wow i’m so sorry i got carried away i just love these two so much