muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurdock:

ea: beautiful graphics, we made this in frostbite engine, an expansive and immersive new world full of adventure and a brand new plot

me and everyone else: TELL ME!!!! WHAT ALIENS!!!!! I CAN FUCK!!!!!!!!

branniganzapp:

“what is your favorite song?”

mrswaylandworld:

Person 1: (loud arguing)

Person 2: (loud arguing)

Person 1: BECAUSE I LOVE YOU!!!

Person 2: (stunned silence)

Me:

notonyourbarricade:

It was a huge disappointment as a child to fall in love with the stars and then find out how much math it requires to get anywhere near them. 

brain: remember kyle xy
me: i didn’t even watch that show, but yeah
brain: yeah
me: why’d you remind me of it
brain: yeah

tangarang:

*shitty horoscope meme pops up on dash*

ugh this again 

*quickly checks my horoscope*