klanced:

me: let’s hit up ao3 i’m sure it won’t be that bad

me five seconds later:

me as a creator: ugh. this is so melodramatic. this is way too obvious. look at this predictable shit dialogue. how can you claim this nonsense is CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT?! you call yourself a writer?!?!
me as a consumer: MMMM MELODRAMA **predicts opening line with maniacal glee** YES OF COURSE HE’S NICE NOW THEY’RE IN LOVE IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT EVERYTHING IS CLICHE I’M GOING TO RUB IT ALL OVER MY BODY

iwannapushyourdaisies:

“i hate cats, they’re so pretentious and stupid”

me:

skyberia:

i always thought of cr1tikal as like a bodyless entity and hearing his voice coming out of an actual human face is sort of really freaking me out