randi rambles – Page 9 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

today i went to church with my grandma for the first time in like 12 years. everything was fine and dandy until the pastor joked “i’m more concerned about the torture of our christmas carols than our enemies” and then i remembered why i hate church

my grandma has a signed picture of james gandolfini in our living room that she hung my christmas stocking under and she just said to me “look, tony soprano is guarding your stocking”

who is this cullen fellow bc i want to see him get beat up and a dick shoved in his mouth

i’ve been pacing around the living room with a tv guide trying to work up the courage to smack a spider on the wall

i did it. but i had to go put on a glove first. and i screamed

they have???? a christmas movie about grumpy cat coming out??????

there’s a spider in the mound of stuffed animals right next to the loveseat where i sleep and now i’m living in fear

i love getting home after wearing eyeliner so i can finally rub the fuck out of my eyes

cr1tikal’s laughter warms even the deepest recesses of my cold dead heart

tumblr just recommended me the blog of someone else named randi. who are you. i will fight for this title

kinda wanna start a franada askblog

really wanna start a colonial america askblog