randi rambles – Page 8 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

i don’t even want to watch age of ultron….like at all. ever. you have broken my heart for the last time marvel

WHY DOES STEVEN UNIVERSE MAKE ME CRY SO MUCH

i watched the first 20 episodes of steven universe and it made me cry twice so fuck u steven universe

is homestuck comprised entirely out of fanart now what the fuck

commander shepard: (cr1tikal voice) i will go to any length to exterminate just one rachni. i will bodysurf through a tsunami. i will kickbox with a black hole. i will masturbate during an earthquake if it means i can rid the world of this creature’s foul stench. if the son of a bitch tries to run, i’ll follow it’s track of fuck and then squash it. if it tries to hide i’ll put my ear to the ground and listen for the sound of FUCK it emits, go to its location and squash it. once i see a rachni there is no escape. so to all the rachni on your six legs and shit, know this. if i see you, you better buckle your titties because you just signed up for a field trip to the petting zoo.

name 10 favourite characters and then tag 10 friends

tagged by v-alparaiso THANK!!! this was really hard lmao i have a lot more

1. america (hetalia)
2. england (hetalia)
3. dean winchester (spn)
4. stan marsh (south park)
5. kiyotaka ishimaru (dr)
6. gundam tanaka (sdr2)
7. spencer reid (criminal minds)
8. peter parker (marvel)
9. tony stark (marvel)
10. edward elric (fma)

i’m so shitty at tagging but let’s see ummm starkasmic, haythamsama, 69salamanders, virtuosovillain, brappzannigan, abelastrash, sabisuki, homvlilly, schwilly-blackbird, and mightymaple!! don’t feel pressured to do it if you don’t want to tho :>

breaking benjamin is going to have a concert downstate in 10 days and i would give my left leg to be able to go see them

i just learned today from my grandma that we don’t use real butter. we haven’t used real butter in over 10 years. do i even remember what real butter tastes like? i’ve been living a lie for so long

there was a really cute girl bagging groceries today so i got nervous and started smiling and fixing my hair up she probably thought i was trying to one-up her but i’m just really really gay sorry

i got more clothes this christmas than ever before in my life