Tag: randi rambles

i’ve had a line from baby got back stuck in my head all day

just one line

my anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns, hun

well one of my best friends is moving tomorrow so i think i’ll share my favorite memory of us

last summer we were standing in front of an ice cream shop trying to decide what to get, and the size went down to “baby” and you could get either soft or hard ice cream

he looks at the sign and says to me “get a baby hard" and i just

stared

till he looked back at me, realized, and spent the next two minutes wheezing and clinging the side of the building while i continued to stare at him

jesUS CHRIST SO BEHIND THE TOILET WHERE THE MAXIPADS ARE KEPT

APPARENTLY A HUGE SPIDER DECIDED THAT’D BE A SPECTACULAR PLACE TO SPIN A WEB AND SETTLE DOWN

WHAT KIND OF SADISTIC CHOICE IS THIS

i don’t like being able to relate to fictional characters because then i get feelings and feelings are stupid

i’m shell-shocked because i discovered that originally and in the new movie spider-man doesn’t have natural web-slinging abilities it’s just a gadget he made

my understanding of the world has been shattered

huge posts with 50+ gifs that take forever to load and fuck up my dash when i scroll past them are the most annoying fucking things on tumblr sTOP REBLOGGING THEM

it’s july and i have the heater on whoops

i stayed up all night reading all of the spideypool/superfamily fics i could find and now i

i just don’t know what to do with myself

where do i put all of these feelings

“panties” is a really great word

like

i don’t know it’s just so cute??

but it also has potential to be dirty

⊙‿⊙

do you ever just finish a really long fanfiction that you spent days reading and were emotionally invested in but then it ends and you’re like

well now what do i do with myself