randi rambles – Page 62 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

OH MY FUCKIKNG GOD I WAS JUST USING THE BATHROOM AND I WENT TO GRAB TGHE SPARE ROLL OF TOILET PAPER AND THERE WAS A FIUCKIMG SPIDER ON IT AND IT TOUCHED MY HAND AND I SCREAMED AND THREW IT ACROSS GTHE ROOM AND THEN I HAD TO GET UP AND GET NAPKINS TO USE INSTEAD AND I’M GONNA CRY

NOW IT’S HANGING ON THE CLOTHESLINE IN THE BACK YARD I’M GONNA PISS

now my follower count is constantly staring me in the face

i’m so uncomfortable

hOLY FUCK I WALK INTO THE BATHROOM THIS MORNING AND A FUCKING JIGSAW MASK IS SOAKING IN A MOP BUCKET I SCREAMED LIKE HELL OK WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FAMILY

ugh i just want everyone to be happy (╯︵╰,)

i have to shower because i smell gross but i’m really tired ugh tomorrow’s my birthday i should be allowed to be smelly and gross

i turn 17 in three hours someone turn back the clock

i thought too much about a potential fanfic and made myself cry

the one thing i like about having a post that gets a lot of notes is i get to look at the urls of all these users and go either “oh that’s neat” or “good lord why”

“my dungarees make them hungarees” is the best line i’ve ever heard in a song