randi rambles – Page 56 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

a friend that will warm up laffy taffies in her bra for you is a friend worth keeping

my laptop died and i’m too lazy to swap out one cord for my charger so i’m blogging on my phone

my laziness is evolving

EVERYONE WAKE UP SO I CAN SHOW YOU THE SOUTH PARK PIXELS I’M MAKING

i’ve become addicted to hoarding urls

i wonder if sexual frustration is a legitimate reason to skip school

i love giving people compliments and making them happy it warms my heart

i hate when shitty parents still think they deserve respect from their kids like no that’s not how it works

you EARN respect like everyone else by being a decent parent you box of piss

ok now i don’t hate jake but honestly what the fuck do dirk and jane see in him

if there’s one thing i’ve learned from taking classes on coursera it’s that you have to actually listen to the lectures or you’re fucked

when i was a kid playing the sims i would always wait for their bladder bar to fill up so they peed themselves and got humiliated