randi rambles – Page 44 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

vampires that drink period blood

no matter which bra i’m wearing this shirt always makes my boobs look great

one of my favorite memories is this one time when i was little the tv had gone out and my mom was upstairs taking a nap so i yelled up to her that i needed help and she yells back half-asleep “the knives are in the drawer” like?? what the fuck did she think i needed help with

i’m watching the avengers w/ my mom and her opinion on loki amounts to “he looks like he should be in a harry potter movie”

red birthmarks are annoying i have one above my right boob and i’ve been mistaking it for a scab for like 10+ years

i can’t stand when someone i barely know asks “what’s your favorite _____” like no i can’t make those kinds of decisions fuck off

the url arthurkirklander wasn’t taken so i took it hahahh now i’m sad because i want matching urls w/ someone :’(

i like when my ladybug friends come to visit

i really want to replay bioshock but my disk is scratched (´Д｀。)

eyes are gross they are literally jelly spheres