randi rambles – Page 23 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

this is my third time watching the same john mulaney special in less than a week i have a problem

half of me wants to shave my legs so they’ll be nice and smooth and the other half wants to see how long i can get the hair to grow

it’s 4 in the morning time to make cookies with my grandma

the live action scooby doo movies are a treasure

MY BUNNY KEEPS GRABBING THE BACK OF MY SHIRT AND TUGGING ON IT WHAT DO U WANT………I GIVE U PETS I GIVE U FOOD DON’T CHEW ON MY CLOTHES

MY RABBIT WILL EAT LITERALLY ANYTHING. CAT FOOD. DOG FOOD. BANANAS. COOKIES. PIZZA. CANDY CANES. THIN MINTS.

I CAN’T EAT ANY OF THESE THINGS WITHOUT THE RABBIT TRYING TO SNATCH IT FROM MY HANDS WTF……….WTF

i left a perfectly good slice of pizza hut pizza to sit for days and now it’s ruined i am garbage

WHEN U FINISH WORKING ON SOMETHING AND U REALLY WANT TO SHOW ONE OF UR FRIENDS BUT NONE OF THEM ARE ONLINE >:((((

who the fuck decides what goes on tumblr radar

when i was little every time i found a toad i would kiss it on the lips in case it was a prince