Send Me A Ship And I’ll Say Who:
- leaves their dirty clothes on the floor
- forgets to run the dish washer
- pumps gas for the car
- drives when they’re going somewhere
- rearranges the furniture
- falls asleep with the TV on
- gets to use the bathroom first
- decides the temperature for the ac/heater
- sets up holiday decorations
- leaves the lights on
- uses the bathroom with the door open
- fixes the plumbing (or calls the plumber)
Tag: pls
Send me a ship…
…and I’ll tell you who holds what. Ready?
- The umbrella, when it rains –
- The popcorn at the cinema –
- The baby, when it cries –
- The ice cream cone, when they share –
- The remote, when they sit down to watch a movie –
- The basket, when they go shopping –
- The door, on dates –
- The other’s hand, most often –
- Their breath, upon seeing the other on their wedding day –
- The camera, when they take pictures together –
shrugs into space
“Gosh, they’re uh… Very eager to meet you.”