kannedtuna:

sploadygoat:

no KK, ii am not goiing two hold your fuckiing hand! what are you, two 2weep2 old?

JUST SHUT UP AND DO IT, ASSHAT. I’M TRYING TO BE NICE AND ROMANTIC FOR YOU AND YOU’RE RECOILING FROM ME LIKE I JUST WAVED A SEVERED CHOLERBEAR FLANGE IN YOUR FACE.

I saw one of those OTP hand-holding sprites, and this was literally the first thing that came to mind.