Tag: omg

pavaal:

you guys what if jake for all his dorkiness is still a sex god like

the first time he and dirk do the sex dirk is all like heh i’m gonna have to show jake the ropes

and then jake takes off his pants and he’s hung like a horse and somehow knows exactly how to use it

then while dirk is staring at the ceiling post-coitus wondering what just happened jake turns on the disney channel so he doesn’t miss the shitty made for tv movie they’re showing