I bet Spiderman left New York City for a day trip and when he came back, he saw the catastrophic aftermath of The Avengers and he was like
“I WAS GONE FOR ONE DAY. ONE DAY.”
Tag: omfg
but John, he can make spaghetti (´･ω･`)
me: i’ll just go online and look for information on that thing i need for school
me two hours later: how do they even manage to get a penis that size into an asshole that small without it ripping
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 