Fanfic has ruined proper books for me. I keep reading and I’m like where is all the gay sex.
Tag: oh same
when i see really good fic ideas that are executed really poorly i just
i genuinely am paranoid that everyone secretly hates me and thinks i am really really annoying and awful and is pretending to be my friend and it’s all part of some big joke
when you have a million fic ideas but can’t write
when you have a million art ideas but can’t draw
i pride myself on the ability to find gay subtext in absolutely everything
So did someone already make these because this is literally what I got out of Jake’s expression in this update
dude if i was a master at drawing do you know how much PORN I WOULD DRAW
me: goes to someone’s house
me: spends duration of visit on floor with pets
sometimes i think about gay sex in the middle of conversations
me: wow i like this person a lot
me: i should talk to this person
me: wow look!!!! a perfect chance to talk to this person i should totally take it
me: types out message
me: gets nervous
me: exits page
me: floats away from computer
me: drifts out window
me: is lifted up into space
me: orbits around earth
me: is incinerated by the sun
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 