current emotion: lumpy bird drawn with touchpad on ms paint at midnight
Tag: oh same
*finds typos or ugly art mistakes after posting work*
when u tryin to draw nsfw
bein that person in your friendship circles who has certain fetishes for gore and violence and non-/dub-con and generally fucked up things and watching people say stuff like “how can anyone possibly like that”
haha well
if u ask me to go to the park and just swing on swings with u there is 98% chance i will say yes and swing for 5 hours do not test me
the conch has spoken
do i believe in love at first sight? absolutely. i fall in love with every dog i see
me? an artist? no. im not an artist. im a drawer. [slides open]
I don’t think you guys understand how much I love fanfiction cliches in my smut. I love them so much. I could read a hundred stories where two characters get locked in a small space or have to share body heat or get caught in a rainstorm and have to take off wet clothes. I’m being completely genuine when I say that I live for smut fanfiction cliches.
Cat: *whiny meow*
Me: *imitates sarcastically*
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 