edgeworth: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.
phoenix: i would like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot!
edgeworth, already taking off his clothes: wright you’re so fucking stupid

georgialeflayart:

The night after the final trial in Khura’in. Phoenix can’t sleep, and so Edgeworth lends him his pen and a stack of paper to draw away the wee hours of the night. He understands Phoenix’s past, he knows drawing soothes his anxieties. 

Of course, Phoenix instantly becomes a massive troll, before easing into drawing for real.

I dunno, it’s just so easy to forget Phoenix actually has some artistic ability. It was also pretty fun doodling on a picture. I hope you guys enjoy them.

georgialeflayart:

I’m sorry, but the second in Spirit of Justice Phoenix tells Edgeworth that they’re going to be sleeping on the floor of the temple with a bunch of strangers because all of the hotels were booked in Khura’in, I imagined this scenario.

Edgeworth using Phoenix as a pillow because he’s too good for using his own jacket as a pillow like Phoenix. And then falling asleep on Phoenix, and Phoenix is all ((internal screaming)), #dead, and freaking out about how cute it is.

And somewhere, Maya and Trucy are cheering and high-fiving.