cat: [makes a small friendly noise]
me: oh my god. ohhhh my god. oh my god. oh my god. oh my god. do it again. oh my god.
Tag: me
older relative: do you have a boyfriend yet? 🙂
me: yes i do! *pulls out wallet* *4732 pictures of alfred f jones fall out*
*sees a cat*
me: holy shit
I have successfully wasted a full 24 hours of my time on earth and I feel like shit because of it.
missin somebody a lot but not wanting to seem clingy
[pulls photo strip of ocs out of wallet] and these are pictures of my children
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 