commander shepard: (cr1tikal voice) i will go to any length to exterminate just one rachni. i will bodysurf through a tsunami. i will kickbox with a black hole. i will masturbate during an earthquake if it means i can rid the world of this creature’s foul stench. if the son of a bitch tries to run, i’ll follow it’s track of fuck and then squash it. if it tries to hide i’ll put my ear to the ground and listen for the sound of FUCK it emits, go to its location and squash it. once i see a rachni there is no escape. so to all the rachni on your six legs and shit, know this. if i see you, you better buckle your titties because you just signed up for a field trip to the petting zoo.
Tag: mass effect
*blows a kiss to space* for Shepard
Commander Jane Shepard en route to the Prothean Archives
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 