tell me things about stevetony tell me the WORST GROSSEST SAPPIEST HEADCANON U CAN THINK OF

wondys-gone-deactivated20160112:

  • dskjlfdskf okay so when tony is in the lab for too long, steve shows up and drapes himself over tony like he just hugs him and starts whining “tonyyyyyyy pleaseeeeeee” and tony srsly cant say no to him ever so he always ends up leaving
  • dum-e, u, and butterfingers LOVE steve and they follow him around when hes in the lab and tony just calls them traitors
  • steve is possessive of tony like hes always putting an arm around his waist and leaving hickeys on him and tony just basks in the attention ok
  • steve is super cuddly omg hes always hugging tony and he’s an octopus when hes asleep and tony had never been with anyone like that before but he loves it and he gets used to it and even expects it super quickly
  • steve has to watch what he says around tony like about wanting things bc if he said he wanted the moon for his bday, tony would probably find a way to get it for him asdlkfs tony wants to give him everything :’)

12marina21:

I think it’s time to go to bed.

[ADDING THE TEXT IN CASE IT’S TOO SMALL]

“Tony?”

“What?”

“Is Peter down there?”

“Squirt’s right here.”

“Alright… what are you doing?”

“His toy broke, I’m fixing it.”

“His ‘robot’?” (I’m still shipping it hard that Steve’s still trying to come up with all this technology stuff.)

“Yep.”

“Oh God.. what.”

“Lasers are needed nowadays, Rogers.”

“Tony, it’s a Playskool robot.”

“Playskool can suck my wrench.”

kirstendraws:

128/365 - McDonald's Makeouts

This is a sequel to my “It’s my money and I can buy what I want.” post, and it is also inspired by one of bootycap’s glorious headcanons:

and steve’s hand is gripping the edge of the neck where the helmet would normally attach, his fingers down in the gap, pulling tony forward into a kiss, fries tumbling down the side of the sign from where tony’s hand flailed out and knocked them off (x)

jaclcfrost:

could you imagine having steve rogers as a fitness coach or something though like while running he’d be pretty ahead and then he’d notice you can’t keep up so he’d jog back to where you are and fall in stride with you and tell you you’re doing great and urge you to keep going and then he’d smile and when you’d be punching a punching bag he’d be holding it and just say things like “wow you almost knocked me across the room with that hit” and he’d laugh but it wouldn’t be in a mean or mocking way he’d sincerely just be proud of you and making sure you know it because he’s steve rogers