steterkink:

steterkink:

it is impossible to shame me for all my awful ships and kinks. i will just agree with you.

“THAT IS GROSS.”

“yep.”

“THAT’S SO EMOTIONALLY UNHEALTHY.”

“ikr.”

“THAT WOULD BE PSYCHOLOGICALLY DAMAGING.”

“tru.”

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?”

“many, many things.”

please make this post my legacy.

person: u dont have ur drivers license yet lmao? wtf
me internally: No, I don’t have my driver’s license yet because of a slew of incredibly personal reasons, most all of them centering around the fact that my anxiety disorders make it hard for me to concentrate and I don’t feel comfortable behind the wheel of thousands of pounds of metal because of it. Not to mention the fact that I don’t exactly have the money for a car or gas in the foreseeable future even if I did feel comfortable driving (which I don’t).
me externally: yeah lol im just lazy yknow