me: alright, i’ve got a few hours to myself. should i read, write, draw, play some video games…
executive dysfunction: you’re going to scroll through tumblr until you have to go to sleep
executive dysfunction: you’re not even going to like it.

Half of me: this character is a wonderful beautiful precious child, they deserve nothing but happiness and love and sunshine and flower crowns
Other half of me: I want to see this same character BEATEN UP and BLEEDING and SUFFERING

hermanngottliebs:

listen, there is absolutely nothing that gets me going like mutual seemingly unrequited pining like? i live for both people losing their minds over the other person in bitter silence. savoring every single accidental brush of their fingers, elbows, thighs, every stray glance, memorizing every gesture or expression they catch while the other isn’t looking, all while being absolutely convinced that it’s one-sided only to finally!! finally find out it wasn’t in a triumphant moment of bliss after years and years of delicious, soul-rending, torturous, heart-wrenching pining. i literally don’t care about the fact that this trope is predictable af and always plays out the same way i will still go wild over it every single time like they’ll be doing the same reveal scene i have seen a million times and i’m still on the edge of my seat gasping “are they gonna kiss???”

me going to the circle tower: i hate this part.
me dealing with connor: i hate this part.
me going to orzammar: i hate this part.
me going to the werewolf woods: i hate this part.
me doing the landsmeet: i hate this part.
some rando: why play the game if you hate literally all of it?
me: how dare you?? this game is a classic??? a piece of art???? how could-