kilometresrufflefuck:

• klavier holding things out of apollo’s reach
• apollo either kissing him or kicking him in the shins to get them back (and klavier never knowing which one he’s going for until it’s too late)
• klavier calling apollo pet names in german
• klavier calling apollo basically anything in german and apollo not knowing the difference
• apollo learning bits of german and actually knowing the difference, and calling klavier out on it when he gets called a cheese in stupidly seductive tones
• klavier adding unnecessarily flirty undertones to literally everything he says
• apollo getting flustered and squawking, completely red in the face
• klavier serenading apollo on his acoustic with lyrics that have been made up on the spot
• apollo hating it (apollo actually loving it but shut up no one can know)
• klavier knowing the difference between all apollo’s “i’m fine”s and exactly how to deal with all of them