gooberjam:

p ROPOSALS OK ay i got this

if john were to propose to dave, he’d prank the fuck out of him before doing it. like they’d be out on a date on their anniversary at some fancy restaurant and they’re eating fancy shizznizz and then john just starts acting like he’s choking and dave freaks out and does his best to help but he’s freaking out way way way too much to really do any good and john just keeps coughing and wheezing until he makes it look like he just coughed up this little ring and dave is just “?????” and john just sneezes and he makes it look like this tiny slip of paper came out of his nose and he holds it out for dave to see and goes “i think it’s for you” and the paper says “will you marry me?” and dave just goes “are you fucking serious right now” and john laughs really hard and dave kisses him really hard and john’s just laughing and grinning

if dave proposed to john, however, it’d be a lil different. i figure if we’re talking about sburb being a thing and post-game, him and john would be walking around where they had their first date in the mall and dave is just casually talking to john like “s’weird how long we’ve been going out, huh”
“uhhh yeah i guess?”
“weird that you love me, too”
“but i do.”
“do what?”
“i love you.”
and then everyone would freeze around them and john would just blink and his eyes would go wide and glance around and dave would be smiling slightly and he’d say quietly, “it’s also weird that no matter how often you say it, whenever you do it always seems to make time stop.”
and john’s just like “??????? !!!!!!!!!!! ??!?!????!???”
and dave goes down on his knees like “i think i’ve grown too used to that happening now, though, i don’t think i could survive if it ever stopped” and he’d bring out the ring and john is getting all tear-y eyes and just overwhelmed lil baby aww and dave goes “think you can keep doing that forever?”
and john of course says yes and then everyone starts moving again and john just is like whispering “do you seriously still have your powers how the hell did you manage that omg dave” and dave just smiles and never tells john that he paid a bunch of people to do it bc that’d be like telling a little kid exactly how a magician pulls a rabbit outta his hat it’s just not done
or at least smth like that man idk

OtHER  stufF:

john does all the cooking and he’ll sing and dance like a dork when he does it like boy does he enjoy himself and dave is the designated cleaner bc john does all the cooking which is great because john could never manage cleaning up as  well as dave would probably like due to the fact dadbert did all the cleaning when he was little and was the only reason why his room wasn’t a trash house

when john and dave go shopping they screw around a lot and even though they’re adults they still ride on/in the shopping carts and chase each other around the store and whine about what to buy and play dumb games and adkfgjht domestic johndave is s O GOOD