• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

fucking italy

• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

italy (but germany would forget to put the dog(s) outside before sex)

• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

italy

• who breaks the most phones

italy of course

• who dies first

neither fuck u

• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

germany

• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

iiitaly

• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

italy’s probably kicked germany off in his sleep plenty of times. i can’t see either of them sending the other to the couch tho germany would go on his own

• who uses the computer most

ummmm germany i bet