WOOO

• who the fuck put the peeps in the microwave

canada. why would you do that canada. oh, america’s a shitty influence

• who forgot to put the cat outside before sex

canada would forget to put kuma outside before sex (and he’d cockblock he doesn’t want to hear those two going at it poor bear)

• who posts vines of the other doing embarrassing shit

canada bc he’s a fucking troll

• who breaks the most phones

i want to say france but he probably wouldn’t use his enough to break them.. canada might break his a lot from street hockey or w/e canadian things he does

• who dies first

wtf……..france

• which one I could see as being lactose intollerant

i struggled with this one a lot before i realized it has to be canada bc france loves cheese too much

• who thinks they can do something really well even though they can’t

they’re both pretty self-aware i think but france would be the one to deny that he can’t do something well

• who is more likely to get kicked out of the bed

like physically kicked out??? france probably. kicked out as in sent on the couch? probably still france

• who uses the computer most

canada. headcanon france has no fucking clue how to use a computer