Tag: FAVORITE

nuditea:

??????? is it 2014 or fuckung 1414? does the book have to be handscribed by monks and put on a ship from europe to come to the americas? does a courier have to wait for the spring thaw to navigate the treacherous rivers and roads to my city? did i order this on my laptop or did i just chip my credit card details into a stone block and throw it down the mountain? am i even going to be able to turn the pages or has our species not yet crawled out of the goddamn oceans and evolved opposable thumbs??????????

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/dokimakura/70834049742/tumblr_my84rbtMbm1s18jr4?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://dokimakura.tumblr.com/post/70834049742/audio_player_iframe/dokimakura/tumblr_my84rbtMbm1s18jr4?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fdokimakura%2F70834049742%2Ftumblr_my84rbtMbm1s18jr4

sufln:

“america youre seriously twisted!

everything is not about domination.

try relaxing like me every once in a while!”

gothhunk:

things like slenderman (so like humanoid featureless things with unnaturally long limbs) are actually one of the things that REALLY get to me but i cant take slenderman seriously because hes wearing a fucking suit. what kind of self respecting nightmare wears a suit. its like hes in an awkward teen phase where he says the word ‘classy’ a lot and wonders why girls dont like him even though he wears a suit to school every day. what a fucking nerd. i wanna give slenderman a wedgie

frickingnerds:

CUTE ANIMAL FACTS

  • chicks can talk to each other from inside their shells
  • cows have best friends and can become stressed when separated from them
  • otters hold hands when they sleep so they don’t drift apart
  • mice giggle if u tickle them
  • ants nod at each other as they walk past one another
  • some adult squirrels adopt abandoned baby squirrels
  • mother orangutans build a new nest every night for their babies
  • penguins mate for life and propose with a pebble
  • ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE

kawaiipeculier:

when robots voices do the glitchy stuttery thing  (´∀｀)♡

robots drooling/barfing/leaking oil ♥（ﾉ´∀`）

robots with exposed gears and wires (◕‿◕✿)

robots glitching and spouting out technobabble gibberish (*°∀°)=3

broken robots  (｡♥‿♥｡)