Tag: FAVORITE

raleighsamson:

can you believe this dai concept art. can you believe this. can you believe this inquisitor concept art. this guy looks like someone’s dad accidentally got sucked into the DAI box art and has to go on a wacky adventure to save his son. when i look at this i hear the tavern version of Stayin Alive. This guy arrived to the conclave in rusty ass van with a 20 year old Van Halen paint job. This guy wears Canadian Tuxedos on his fancy dates to dive bars. I feel like if I shone a blacklight on this guy 20 years of spunk and lyrium juice would be on his palms. This guy snorts lyrium dust off qunari ass with rolled up pieces of the chant of light. this guy told corypheus he wasnt groovy and it was somehow the most injurious insult anyone has ever given him in his 94858392 years of living. This guy looks like how Elvis Presley’s corpse smells.

Do not imagine your OTP:

otpmusings:

  • At the beach, splashing around in the water together.
  • Ordering one dessert but with two forks. Or one milkshake but with two straws.
  • Being totally gross and passing a piece of bubblegum between them by way of a kiss.
  • One playfully calling the other by their last name (“Miss/Mr/Mrs ______”), and bonus points if it slips out while they’re in bed one day.
  • One reading to the other – possibly maybe before bed – even though they’re both adults.
  • Commuting to work together and the one riding shotgun (who is not a morning person) sleeping the whole way, while the other drives super carefully.
  • Taking care of each other when one of their phobias strikes, e.g. dealing with the spider/“protecting” the other from the dark, etc.
  • The more outwardly caring one bugging the other about whether they’ve drunk enough water/taken their medications that day/remembered to eat, etc.
  • Fooling around in bed for hours, but not actually doing much. Mostly just chatting and enjoying being close; their conversation interspersed with kisses and touches and playfully flipping the other over so that they end up on bottom.

nightmare starters

angstmemes:

“Wake up! Wake up! It’s just a dream!”
“What were you dreaming about…? You were shouting…”
“I woke up because you were screaming so loudly.”
“Shh– No, no, don’t panic, love. You’re safe now.”
“It was so real! I swear! He/she was here!”
“I don’t ever want to sleep again. What if– what if I dream about that again?”
“If you tell me, it’ll go away. That’s what my mum/dad always told me and it’s never failed me.”
“Do you want to go back to sleep, or shall I make you a cup of tea?”
“I don’t want to go back to sleep…”
“I’m so scared… I can’t stop seeing what I just saw. It was so vivid!”
“There’s really nobody here, okay? Do you need me to show you around to prove that to you?”
“How do I know I’m not still dreaming? You’re acting really strangely.”
“Let’s get you to the shower, you’re covered in sweat.”
“There’s really nobody else here.”
“You’ve got a really bad fever. That must have caused those weird dreams.”
“I don’t even know what a peaceful night’s sleep is like anymore.”
“I can’t do this anymore. These nightmares have to stop…”
“Shh, it was just a bad dream. Just a dream, okay? None of it was real.”
“I can’t go back to sleep after that. I need coffee– no, I need a drink, a stiff one.”
“How long have you been having these nightmares?”
“I’ve had nightmares all my life, but they’ve been really bad recently.”
“You get so worked up before you go to sleep, maybe you should try to relax a bit more. Maybe then you’ll get some rest?”

“I’d kill for a peaceful night’s sleep.”

“A dream catcher? Honestly? I’m not a child.”
“Nothing’s ever helped this. I just need to learn to live with the fact that sleeping will always be a nightmare, literally.”
“I’m so tired… but there’s no way I’m going back to sleep after that.”

spectrology:

alright surprise first smooches are alright but next time ur thinkin abt ur ship think about the “can i kiss you” scenario bc

  • kiss is then definitely 100% consensual god bless
  • hhOW DO THEY ASK?? are they nervous do they have to repeat it bc the other ones just “what??” do they stutter 
  • is there time in between the response where they just look at each other and th eyre so nervous
  • how do they respoND how do they say yes is is a series of nods do they just blush like hell???? do they smoOCH THEM INSTEAD OF RESPONDING
  • since they r both more prepared for smooch its longer let s b real
  • opens up opportunity to ask to kiss again, which, is also cute 
  • “can i kiss you” scenario is so much bettr ok???

thexth:

my favourite fanfic trope is “for some reason we have to platonically share this bed and there is so much sexual and romantic tension we can barely function and at some point during the night one of us is going to end up spooning the other and we’re going to wake up in the morning an awkward tangle of limbs with morning breath and morning wood but we’re both going to pretend to be asleep even though we’re actually awake because we think the other is asleep so we can lie like this for just a few more minutes”

robotmango:

when i forget to log into ao3 and i have to click proceed to see an adult fic, i actually get a kick out of it. like i am an old timey queen and my bard is apologetic: “gentle lady, dicks doth touch in this next ballad. would you prefer another?” and i give him a gesture of command like, “nay, you may proceed, minstrel. bring forth the tale of dicks”