fallout – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

Courier: You guys ever think about how scorpions are kind of hot?
Arcade: can you act like a human for five minutes please

courier-sick:

arcade (about the courier): ugh, i can’t believe i’m going to sleep with him.

julie farkas: well, you don’t have to.

arcade: no, i’m gonna.

riptyres:

ive missed these boys.

kingkailan:

Oh, uh… of hearing stories. About energy weapons. They’re…pretty crazy. Yeah.

I love the idea that Arcade has really obvious body language that only makes him an even shittier liar.

overthinkingfunandprofit:

The Brotherhood of Steel: SYNTHS ARE EVIL!
The Institute: SYNTHS ARE MERELY TOOLS!
The Railroad: SYNTHS ARE SLAVES!
The Minutemen: SYNTHS ARE… Shit, I dunno, can they plant a carrot? Or like, dig a well or something? Fuck as long as they aren’t parking a goddamn Brahmin on the fucking roof they’re fine by me, Jesus Christ… I mean I have like, six settlements on fire right now, some guy in County Crossing just got his nipples chewed off by a ghoul… Asking me about fuckin’ synths…

joelkilpatrick:

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Mother

Inspired by Fallout 4. For anyone who hasn’t played any Fallout games, feral ghouls are humans who were horribly irradiated in the nuclear war.
The radiation caused their brains to deteriorate, they are violent and have no ability to reason. But sometimes after killing one, you might find that they were carrying with them a baby rattle or some keepsake from their lives before.

I always wonder if they get glimpses of loved ones and memories from their old lives. And if they retain any part of themselves from before.
Maybe she’s remembering someone.

brotherhoodofsucc:

randamhajile:

Fallout New Vegas Modern AU where there is a turf war over Las Vegas between Little Caesar’s (the Legion), the local pizza chain Mr. House’s Pizza (owned by Mr. House of course), and California Pizza Kitchen (NCR), and the Courier is just a really good delivery person who was given a concussion by Benny so that he could steal their pizza route and work his way up to manager of their pizzeria

brofligate:

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