Tag: dirkjake

monoscribbles:

Ok, so

  • It’s 6:15 AM
  • we live in Texas
  • there isn’t a single forest/mountain/wild place nearby
  • what the fuck is that thing anyway
  • and where the fuck did he get it from holy shit
  • besides, how the fuck is he going to take care of that thing
  • it’s not like he is, anyway. There’s no fucking way I’m gonna say yes to that
  • but if I say no he’s gonna cry and whine until I say yes…
  • motherfucker
  • why am I dating a fucking Thornberry

my-friend-the-frog:

in my headcanon their first time wasn’t that much of a disaster. they were really inexperienced teens, yes, but just not that bad. Dirk made a lot of fun of jake’s nervousness, but to be fair they were both pretty nervous. Jake topped, and he was really scared of hurting Dirk or making he feel uncomfortable that he was really gentle and careful.

psychocereals:

And you look into his eyes, into his oh so georgeous amberish, bright orange dappled glowing eyes. He is such a wonderful friend, such an undescribable wonderful human being.

And suddenly every misery in this world has been washed away and you two know the hardest and worst things may happen to you, but you are not afraid.

Because it is not only one, no, it is the two of you now and nothing will ever be able to stop you from being happy together in the end.

And he smiles at you and you smile at him and the both of you know everything is going to be wonderful.