you guys what if jake for all his dorkiness is still a sex god like
the first time he and dirk do the sex dirk is all like heh i’m gonna have to show jake the ropes
and then jake takes off his pants and he’s hung like a horse and somehow knows exactly how to use it
then while dirk is staring at the ceiling post-coitus wondering what just happened jake turns on the disney channel so he doesn’t miss the shitty made for tv movie they’re showing
Tag: dirkjake
guess what
/casually adds to the pile
Rock me. X
a dirkjake forrr my waifu (/uvu)/
If Hussie does that whole “they-dated-but-not-the-way-you-wanted” THING wITH DIRKJAKE I’LL
Awkward smoochies
Dirkjake fluff requested by caporalawesome
sometimes squarewave gives dirk motivational shout “speeches”
will we meet? will we fall in love?
Stupid babies kissing
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 