“Shot through the heart, and you’re to blame. You give love a bad name.”
Tag: dirkjake
You and I,
We’ll bring the world to its knees.
Quotes taken directly from the sprite and chatlogs.
Not really a suggestion I got..I was just
inspired
by this.
butt buddies
…and then Dirk got English’d.
you jumped the gun
keep dreaming kiddo
(for amanda who is a cutie and who asked for dirkjake
toO BAD THEY’RE 8384% DOOMED TO A TERRIBLE, MESSY BREAK UP)
All those fairy tales are full of shit,
One more fucking love song, I’ll be sick.
basically every dirkjake shipper after this update
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 
