Tag: criminal minds

freakingdork:

spencerreidquotes:

Derek Morgan: All right, look, let me school you real quick. What you have to do with these ladies, just take control of the conversation. When you’re talking, what makes you feel like an expert? 

Spencer Reid: Uh, statistics. 

Derek Morgan: No. Trust me. No. Something else.

Spencer Reid: Uh, w- when I do magic. 

Derek Morgan: See? See, that’s perfect. Chicks dig magic. I’m gonna give you a chance to work it, come on. 

#if you took away the dialogue i never would’ve guessed what they were doing #52 pickup: aka the episode where the very canon ship of prentissxtodd becomes even more obvious #and morgan and reid make picking up women the gayest thing that was ever gay #seriously though #just stare at each other a little more intently why don’t you? #and while you’re at it make sure you’re touching him morgan #because that doesn’t send contradictory signals (of what your true intentions are) at all #nope