best – Page 3 – c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth

cosmo sex tip:

when he puts it in you, say ‘if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit then get out of my face’

romulusthread:

IF YOU THINK FISTING IS BAD THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO THIS THING CALLED HEADING AND NO IT IS NOT GIVING HEAD IT IS LITERALLY STUFIFNG YOUR HEAD IN SOMEONE’S ASS

runintoyourheart:

argomon:

i thirst *slithers to kitchen on belly* ssssS hmm *punctures side pf oj carton with 2 large fangs* MMMM SSS MMMM

drloaf:

the ashen quadrant

raideo:

blackkolors:

pumpkinscone:

hope my followers from the east coast are okay

laughing so hard at the gif

so inappropriate

I WAS GONNA LAUGH BUT THEN A FUCKING GUST OF WIND KICKED UP AND I AM TERRIFIED AGAIN LIKE I SHOULD BE