realymir:

when you start to talk to someone but it very suddenly just turns into impromptu rping

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

My cousin is always watching Everybody Loves Raymond in the other room while I’m on the computer. I always hear Raymond’s voice. His deep, throaty voice, like a hungover toad. It’s very unique. Sometimes I continue to hear the thick grog of Ray Romano long after the television is off. Ray tells me things. Ray tells me horrible, horrible things. And I listen.

schrodingersgat:

hexmaniacmaniac:

schrodingersgat:

Send me your daddy doms and I will give them noogies and call them nerds.

you got a kink for domming daddy doms?

Spoiler alert I am a grandpa dom and I’ll make them come over to my one-story home and install my walk-in bathtub while telling them how much they disappoint me.