i think rob zombie was really speaking for all of us when he stressed how important it is to dig through the ditches and burn through the witches and slam in the back of one’s dragula

liartownusa:

Ice-T Law & Order SVU Part III

spongebobfreezeframes:

“Surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery!”

keelahsomethigh:

be critical of media? no, be cr1tikal of media. tell joss whedon you’re gonna grab him by the titties and hurl him into mount everest for all the smoke he’s blowing down our wieners.

The signs by Spongebob Quotes

Aries: And stop starin’ at me with them big ol eyes
Taurus: Yeah, this is great, just the three of us. You, me … and this brick wall that you built between us.
Gemini: This is not your average, everyday darkness. This is…ADVANCED darkness.
Cancer: Well, these claws ain’t just for attracting mates.
Leo: Ohh, East? I thought you said “Weast.”
Virgo: If I’m lucky, Mr. Talent will rub his tentacles on my art.
Libra: You used me…. FOR LAND DEVELOPMENT.
Scorpio: You had to kill him. The boy cries you a sweater of tears and you kill him.
Sagittarius: Come, you know… I wumbo. You wumbo. He-she-me wumbo. Wumbo. Wumbo-ING. Wumbology! The study of WUMBO? It’s first grade, Spongebob!
Capricorn: The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Aquarius: At least I still have my personality…
Pisces: Sadly, I am only an eel.

hbreckel:

hiimdarson:

16ruedelaverrerie:

ELEVEN CHAPTERS LATER, YOU REALIZE THAT ITS INDOMITABLE WILL IS WHY YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH THE CAT IN THE FIRST PLACE

Reblogging for the cats face

Comic of the decade.

robotlyra:

mako-symptoms:

damianmcgintleman:

everyone talks about the folgers coffee incest commercial but remember the quizno’s commercial where the guy was fucking the toaster oven?

what the fuck

PUT IT IN ME, SCOTT