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destiel um ☾ ☯ ☮

☾ : Sleep headcanon

I’VE NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THIS BEFORE OK UM cas doesn’t sleep at all so at first he tries that “i’ll watch over you" bs but dean had none of it he was like “i am sleeping in the same bed as my goddamn boyfriend now get your feathery ass over here" so cas just kind of lays awake next to dean every night (and tries not to just……stare at him b/c dean thinks it’s creepy) and dean has his arm thrown over him and he’s drooling into his pillow anD IT’S JUST RLY AWKWARD AND CUTE IDK

☯ : Genderbent headcanon

aw yeee deanna and cassie hottest human/angel hunter lesbian duo

but seriously i have so much trouble imagining a genderbent dean she’d be like a REALLY MASCULINE WOMAN w/ the same haircut and sense of fashion and a square-ish muscular build

cas however i can totally imagine a bit delicate and curvy w/ a messy ponytail and a pencil skirt and a trenchcoat that’s a bit shorter and more feminine but she keeps the disheveled dress shirt/tie combo

☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

HHHHH THIS IS REALLY DIFFICULT TO IMAGINE maybe when they’re not on the road they stay in the men of letters place like dean and sam have been (assuming the writers don’t fuck that up too but i’m sure they will eventually) but it’d be kawaii if they lived with sam and a made-up girlfriend and child because god sam deserves love too and they can all be a happy dysfunctional family sobs

ooo alfred ;3 ☯♤

☯ : Genderbent headcanon

ok friends lemme take this opportunity to say that i

do not like most of the canon nyotalia designs at all when i imagine genderbends i’m picturing mirror images of the original?? so like where the fuck are nantucket and texas on femerica yo my personal headcanon keeps those

other than that i imagine her body type to be kind of stocky with love handles and thick thighs and perky b-cups ahhhh

♤ :  Cooking headcanon

I LIKE TO THINK HE CAN COOK SOME DAMN FINE ALL-AMERICAN MEALS LIKE ON THE BBQ N SHIT but he’s terrible at trying to make food from other countries and can’t brew a good cup of tea to save his life (which is ok i can’t either shhh) i imagine he can cook eggs like nobody’s business for some reason too

Specific headcanons–Go!

theonewhoisruledbyfear:

Put one character or ship and one of these symbols (or more) in my ask box, and I’ll let you know the following for that character/ship:

☾ : Sleep headcanon

☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon

☼ : Childhood headcanon

☯ : Genderbent headcanon

⋆ : Sex headcanon

☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

☄ : Any AU headcanon (modern, school, medieval, and so on)

♤ :  Cooking headcanon

☻ : Mood headcanon

♒ : Any other question of your choosing

P.B and Marcelline!

thank u anon i haven’t seen adventure time in a little while so forgive me if this one’s suckier than the others

who cooks normally?: pb likes to bake but not for marceline because she just sucks the color out of it. 😦 marceline will make spaghetti for pb though!

how often do they fight?: often. they have such clashing personalities that it’s pretty inevitable and sometimes feelings get hurt but they make it through.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: pb does her science experiments and runs the kingdom which is hard to do when marceline’s there and marceline does whatever the fuck she wants which is hard to do when pb’s there. also they miss each other.

nicknames for each other?: bonnie (and marcie when pb’s in a good mood and they’re alone).

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: pb ‘cause she’s a classy lady and marceline’s cheap.

who steals the covers at night?: pb does. marceline’s used to the cold so she doesn’t mind.

what would they get each other for gifts?: they tend to get each other gifts according to their own interests instead of each other’s, so marceline ends up with pink things and science stuff and pb ends up with band merchandise and punk rocker shit. they keep them anyway.

who kissed who first?: marceline kissed pb in the middle of an argument one day and it was kawaii.

who made the first move?: marceline. she was almost too afraid to but she had a crush on pb for so long she went for it.

who remembers things?: pb of course.

who started the relationship?: it was mainly marceline because pb has so many responsibilities to her kingdom and didn’t feel like she had time for a relationship.

who cusses more?: UM THIS IS A CHILDREN’S SHOW BUT I WOULD ASSUME MARCELINE??

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: roaring rampage of revenge. this goes for both of them. (and then snuggles.)

Natasha and Clinttttttttt

OMG ANOTHER ONE I LOVE YOU ANON

who cooks normally?: neither of them really cook that much but natasha does moreso than clint because she can cook really nice russian meals when she’s in the mood while clint won’t put any effort in like he’ll stick a poptart in the microwave and there you go dinner but when he tries he can make some kickass food as long as it’s basic enough like waffles and pasta.

how often do they fight?: they’re constantly snarking at each other but they almost never have serious fights and when they do they just resolve it with sparring or angry sex.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: assassin stuff. they’re not very dependent on each other and their jobs force them to be away on different missions frequently so they get by with a phone call or two.

nicknames for each other?: clint often calls her nat or tasha. natasha just calls him clint, barton, hawkeye, or on one occasion Солнышко моё (russian term of endearment meaning “my sun”) which she will deny to her dying day.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: whoever has the money or feels like it. they’re both kind of cheap though, so they argue over whose turn it is to pay.

who steals the covers at night?: natasha, just to piss clint off.

what would they get each other for gifts?: they rarely get each other gifts at all and when they do it’s something practical like weapons and armor except for once or twice clint got natasha little russian trinkets like those matryoshka dolls because he thought they were creepy and wanted to annoy her. (but then she got him back by putting them in random places for him to find which freaked him the hell out.)

who kissed who first?: clint kissed natasha on impulse one day and immediately regretted it thinking she was going to beat the shit out of him but she just kind of stood there in shock for a minute before kissing him back.

who made the first move?: natasha technically because she wanted to see if clint really did have feelings for her or if she was imagining things which she never does but she almost wanted to believe clint didn’t like her in that way because she’s not cut out for relationships.

who remembers things?: there’s not much to remember since they don’t bother with anniversaries or anything but if there’s something they have to do natasha’ll usually have to remind clint.

who started the relationship?: it kind of progressed naturally from partners to fuck buddies to something akin to boyfriend and girlfriend but it was clint who played more of an active role in getting the relationship to work.

who cusses more?: clint, or at least as far as the others are aware. natasha limits her swears to russian and mostly uses them when she’s pissed.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: as professional assassins they get hurt a LOT so it’s nothing they can’t handle but that doesn’t stop them from getting scared that someday one of them won’t make it and they don’t even have to voice these thoughts to each other they just KNOW so whenever they have a close call there is a lot of sex and cuddling and some playful “you idiot thank god you’re alive” punches.

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tony stark and steve rogers (:

faLLS OVER AND DIES BECAUSE SOMEONE ACTUALLY SENT ME SOMETHING

omg ok here we go

who cooks normally?: steve. he’s a pretty good cook and appreciates a nice homemade meal over takeout so he’ll usually cook for the whole team if he’s not too tired (but he really likes cooking for tony because he knows tony doesn’t eat as much as he should and tony loves his food). tony tries to cook occasionally like if he’s trying to apologize or be a good boyfriend but he’s got too short of an attention span and also he’s lazy so it always comes out tasting like crap. steve eats it anyway.

how often do they fight?: they bicker like an old married couple ALL THE TIME over EVERYTHING like tv shows and movies and cleaning and snacks and clothes and technology and fighting strategy and the rest of the team thought it was cute at first but it’s gotten annoying so now they just shove the two of them out of the room till they argue themselves out. but they don’t have serious fights that often unless tony’s put himself at risk or disobeyed orders out in battle OR if something touchy from the past gets brought up (howard) OR if something touchy in the present gets brought up (marriage). they always work it out though.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: VIDEO CALLS. one of them always makes sure to call at least once in the morning and once at night when they’re apart for more than a few days. also steve takes the opportunity to clean.

nicknames for each other?: tony’s got a bunch of dumb cheesy ones he uses ironically, plus the ever popular “capsicle” but steve’s content with just calling tony by his name and sometimes his codename if he’s feeling snarky.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: BOTH OF THEM omg it’s one of the things they fight over because tony wants to play rich boyfriend and take care of steve and flaunt his money around but steve’s not having any of it ok he came from the 40s and he’s way too courteous and doesn’t like people paying for him so unless one of them gives in they either split the bill or pay double.

who steals the covers at night?: tony because he’s a little shit and it’s an excuse for steve to snuggle up to him (which steve does every night anyway).

what would they get each other for gifts?: tony pays a lot more attention than he’s given credit for so he’d put some serious thought into what kind of gifts to give steve and he’d also want to make sure that steve has tHE BEST OF THE BEST so steve ends up with some very expensive art supplies that tony’d noticed he’d been running low on and some absolutely gorgeous antiques that remind steve of what his mother used to have. steve on the other hand has no idea what he could get tony like the man could buy anything he wants for himself and steve stresses out so bad over it and eventually he just decides on something really simple and cheesy like tickets to a movie that they don’t even watch they just throw popcorn at each other and make out.

who kissed who first?: steve planted one on tony first to shut him up one day ‘cause he was rambling and it was embarrassing the both of them.

who made the first move?: tony kind of unconsciously made a bunch of moves on steve early on which gave steve the confidence to eventually make a real one and it had to be him because tony was too scared of rejection what a baby.

who remembers things?: they both do! tony’s a lot more subtle about it but he has jarvis remind him of things just in case he forgets because he hates hates hates feeling like an uncaring boyfriend and disappointing steve.

who started the relationship?: steve, mostly. tony was a little scared to because of his terrible track record and he really REALLY didn’t want to fuck things up with steve like he did with pepper so the rest of the team had to give him a little push.

who cusses more?: tony of course, especially in bed. steve disliked it at first (though he’ll cuss occasionally if he’s really upset or in ~captain america mode~) but got used to it.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: this is a thing that happens fairly often as avengers and every time is just as terrifying as the last because death is a very real possibility and tony and steve don’t know what they’d do without each other. tony freaks out and turns into a mother hen and refuses to leave steve’s side for days on end which is gross because he doesn’t even bother to shower but when steve wakes up tony’s all over him and steve’s really touched but seriously tony go shower you stink. when tony’s hurt steve gets really closed-off and guarded and orders the rest of the team away but inside he’s just freaking out and when tony’s okay and talking over everyone and asking for a cheeseburger he’s more grateful than anything.

wow i’m so sorry i got carried away i just love these two so much

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