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who cooks normally?: neither of them really cook that much but natasha does moreso than clint because she can cook really nice russian meals when she’s in the mood while clint won’t put any effort in like he’ll stick a poptart in the microwave and there you go dinner but when he tries he can make some kickass food as long as it’s basic enough like waffles and pasta.

how often do they fight?: they’re constantly snarking at each other but they almost never have serious fights and when they do they just resolve it with sparring or angry sex.

what do they do when they’re away from each other?: assassin stuff. they’re not very dependent on each other and their jobs force them to be away on different missions frequently so they get by with a phone call or two.

nicknames for each other?: clint often calls her nat or tasha. natasha just calls him clint, barton, hawkeye, or on one occasion Солнышко моё (russian term of endearment meaning “my sun”) which she will deny to her dying day.

who is more likely to pay for dinner?: whoever has the money or feels like it. they’re both kind of cheap though, so they argue over whose turn it is to pay.

who steals the covers at night?: natasha, just to piss clint off.

what would they get each other for gifts?: they rarely get each other gifts at all and when they do it’s something practical like weapons and armor except for once or twice clint got natasha little russian trinkets like those matryoshka dolls because he thought they were creepy and wanted to annoy her. (but then she got him back by putting them in random places for him to find which freaked him the hell out.)

who kissed who first?: clint kissed natasha on impulse one day and immediately regretted it thinking she was going to beat the shit out of him but she just kind of stood there in shock for a minute before kissing him back.

who made the first move?: natasha technically because she wanted to see if clint really did have feelings for her or if she was imagining things which she never does but she almost wanted to believe clint didn’t like her in that way because she’s not cut out for relationships.

who remembers things?: there’s not much to remember since they don’t bother with anniversaries or anything but if there’s something they have to do natasha’ll usually have to remind clint.

who started the relationship?: it kind of progressed naturally from partners to fuck buddies to something akin to boyfriend and girlfriend but it was clint who played more of an active role in getting the relationship to work.

who cusses more?: clint, or at least as far as the others are aware. natasha limits her swears to russian and mostly uses them when she’s pissed.

what would they do if the other one was hurt?: as professional assassins they get hurt a LOT so it’s nothing they can’t handle but that doesn’t stop them from getting scared that someday one of them won’t make it and they don’t even have to voice these thoughts to each other they just KNOW so whenever they have a close call there is a lot of sex and cuddling and some playful “you idiot thank god you’re alive” punches.

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