roboticdreams:

Lady android who thinks human girls are super pretty and cute and who is self-conscious about her own appearance because metal and wires so her human girlfriend buys her really pretty dresses and always assures her that she’s the loveliest lady she’s ever seen

dork-tier:

dork-tier:

kiwi said that if i wrote her some fluffy johndave in a bath then she would draw me some super kawaii art for it and she did so she gets fifty kisses. go check out the rest of her cute art! u3u

He’s not impressed with your wizard’s beard made of soap bubbles, sitting at the opposite end of the bath with his shades resting on the side with your glasses, both steamed over from the heated water. He gives your arm a nudge with his foot, kicking up enough water to dissolve your beard away with a smirk.

“Hey!”

“You’re so fucking lame, I ain’t dating some old beardy guy.”

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