deadpan-snarkeet: I wish this necklace was the real deal. wh … Phoenix, it’s me. Believe in yourself.
edgeworth: i’m proud to identify as morosexual. i’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. phoenix: i would like to cross-examine the witness’s pet parrot! edgeworth, already taking off his clothes: wright you’re so fucking stupid
c'est la vie on this bitch of an earth 