teacher: what did you do over the summer?
me: i hunted demons with two brothers and an angel, i solved crimes in london with the world’s only consulting detective, i defended new york with the most kickass team of superheros ever and i traveled through space and time with a madman and his box.
teacher:
class:
principal:
the world:
my friends: she sat at home, watched tv and ate food all summer, don’t listen to her.

tappingtomlinson:

do you ever have those people on your dash that you just feel like you’re friends with even though you’ve only talked a couple times and idk they post something and you just think “it’s okay I feel you” and you just really like them and they probably don’t consider you as much of a friend but it’s ok

me at the beginning of act 5: how the fuck am i going to remember the names of all these trolls what
me now: knows all the names, blood colors, typing quirks, personalities, clothing, hairstyles, and romances of the trolls