tethrasing:

here’s some fun dorian facts!!!

  • as a child, he would do anything to make his father happy
  • at some point he had or wanted to have a small wooden duck with wheels on it
  • is a huge magic nerd like the biggest nerd of all
  • has been to the anderfels (weisshaupt), kirkwall, and nevarra prior to joining the inquisition
  • when he was in nevarra he desperately wanted to visit a necropolis, but wasn’t able to actually go
  • his parents had planned for him to marry a woman named livia
  • according to himself, he has excellent teeth
  • has examined the art in the magisterium’s archives
  • saw the black divine at a party but didn’t get to meet him
  • before the inquisition, dorian had never spoken to an elf that wasn’t a slave
  • “some of my best friends are murderers”
  • for all his talk of his taste for fine wine, dorian spent at least one night in the tavern drinking “disgusting dwarven ale”
  • repeatedly refers to blackwall as “that hairy lummox”
  • is cold everywhere that isn’t tevinter (he’s a hothouse orchid)
  • camped alone in the ferelden countryside for two weeks when he first got to the country
  • was very seasick when he crossed the waking sea
  • “i’m not made for the wilderness, i’m more taverns and big cities”
  • his mother had servants take dorian boating in the summer rather than doing it herself
  • “i was never good at doing what other people wanted”
  • does NOT enjoy fighting dragons
  • his response to the fear demon? “rather uncalled for”
  • josephine restricts him from the inquisition wine cellars after taking more than 14 bottles of wine
  • has a list of his critiques of the inquisition’s soldier’s armor