This is probably my favourite party banter
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Me: *rereading a fanfic for the 17th time* ah, yes. *sips tea* a true literary classic
themaidontheshore-deactivated20:
If he’d done it of his own volition, like we did, that would be one thing. But to force someone to participate in human transmutation against his will and then steal his eyesight? You think that’s justified? That isn’t a truth I’m willing to accept!
causing irreparable damage to your bladder in public bc you’re too scared to ask where the bathroom is #littlesocialanxietythings












