
This blog is a sin and you’re all sinners for following it.

Contract Complete! Enjoy ur eternal suffering /人◕ ‿‿ ◕人\
Been experimenting a lil? Not 100% successful but…
i also like to think alfred and matt are the type to have dumb comebacks like “this is a terrible idea alfred” “you’re a terrible idea matthew”
cue matthew with a really offended expression
but then there are the really unnecessary insults like “you’re 10 provinces and 3 territories too many” and “you look way more than 50 states, did you eat puerto rico”
Am I better off dead?
Am I better off a quitter?
They say I’m better off now
Than I ever was with her